Mom is Da Bomb: Two passengers thought a Southwest pilot said ‘bomb‘ when he wished ’Mom‘ a happy birthday. Doesn’t everyone make that mistake?
TSA guilty plea: TSA training supervisor admits taking a bribe to take a certification test for another officer. Cost of a passing grade? $200.
Worst vacation spot: Milwaukee, but only because of its walking tour of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer’s haunts (and haunt is the word, alright).
This isn’t the cheesesteak drive-thru? Philly airport shuts downfor half-hour after guy, 24, drives his SUV on runway. UPDATE: Guy was doing 100 mph on the runway, and yes he was arrested.
A real #%@! storm: Long Island couple sits outside minding their own business. Something splatters them. Rain? Bird? Nope, said the cop: “Lavatory leak.” Why, yes, they do live under the JFK flightpath.
Bad Flight Attendant I: He/she said “No one’s getting off the plane!” until a passenger-rented video player was returned. Unclear if they’re still sitting there.
Bad Flight Attendant II: Airline employee supposedly lifted cash from folks at security, but I am not convinced it was real flight attendant due to witness description noting suspect’s “mohawk haircut.”
Pilots ‘terrified’ of new roller coaster: How scary is a new UK coaster? Pilots say gut-wrenching – and crash-test dummies returned from a ride with “missing multiple limbs.” That’s gotta hurt!