Baby otters: Cute little fur-things get screened at TSA checkpoint. Okay, no big deal, but there are pictures!
Best headline: “Reclusive owls get social in airport area.” Social, huh. Does that mean they – tweet?
Groping suspect: Woman is angry that American Airlines didn’t call the cops on man she says groped her in mid-flight. The feds eventually booked the guy. BTW, suspect is an MD.